Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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