I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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