I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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