You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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