what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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