he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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