U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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