Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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