He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
MIDGETS
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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