problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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