you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
is it fun? or sober?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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