I look better un-naked...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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