Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Randomize
