I didn't shave. On purpose
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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