i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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