There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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