Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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