if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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