I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He has the fingertips of a God
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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