I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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