My nipple is on Facebook.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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