I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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