writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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