his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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