can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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