Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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