"it" just moved
I just threw up on my dentist
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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