you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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