We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think a kid would responsible me up
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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