so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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