Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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