weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
soo... how was my night?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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