i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
