My room smells like vodka and shame
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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