i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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