I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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