I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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