I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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