you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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