he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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