WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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