I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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