I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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