I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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