She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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