he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Randomize
