so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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