I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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