You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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