I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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