so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You've changed since you got that strap on
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