I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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