dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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