Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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