I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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