Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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